Manly Cupcakes

 

In the category of "Things That Never Would Have Occurred to Me," NYC now has Butch Bakery. Apparently, "manly men" don't like sprinkles on their cupcakes, so they need their own version. The motto on their site is "Butch up, Buttercup" and includes a Butch MAN-ifesto, so I can't decide if this is a joke or not. But if it's real, apparently REAL men need cupcakes with camo and woodgrain "decorative chocolate disks" that are designed according to a blueprint.

 

That doesn't stop me from wanting to try the Beer Run flavored cupcake, though. Check out the description:  

Chocolate and beer-infused cake with a beer buttercream, topped with crushed pretzels. 

That's either going to be very good or very very bad. Either way, sign me up.