Fingers Crossed?

I don't usually care about my horoscope, because it normally says stuff like "You are weird - avoid crying on the 3rd." But it's still fun to read and make fun of. I was googling horoscopes tonight and I found a good one on AstrologyZone.

It's fairly long, but I liked this part:
With Uranus so prominent this month, I would be remiss if I didn't warn you that at times your finances will be volatile. I cannot see all your planets in your natal chart, so we have to proceed carefully. This would certainly not be the month to take a big financial risk - follow a conservative course. You will see breakthroughs, but it will be up to you to follow them up and make them work for you. The universe will be behind you all the way, which is a very new and different condition. Until now, the planets have been little gremlins, setting up an obstacle course, hoping you'd trip over your shoe laces. You fell over a few times, but by George, if you watch your step, you won't fall again. You've learned a lot and far better days lie ahead! 

Man, it feels like I've been in an obstacle course lately. Anything that suggests the universe will be behind me sounds like a welcome change. Apparently April is going to suck again and it won't get better til July, but I'm going to have lots of money and sex until then, so I guess there are tradeoffs to everything. 


Now I have a mental picture of evil little gremlin-planets, grinning diabolically while they arrange themselves into tires and monkey bars, with a rope hanging over a giant sun wall. No wonder it's been crazy lately.